At the Dentist
A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Pastor and a Jewish Rabbi fixed an appointment with
the same Dentist.
The Priest was called in first. The needful was done and the priest wanted to know
how much he had to pay. "Nothing" said the Dentist, "I do not charge priests". So
the priest went home and sent him a nice Rosary as a gift.
The next to go in was the Pastor. He also wanted to know how much he had to pay.
"Absolutely free" said the Dentist "I do not charge Pastors". So, the Pastor went home
and sent him a nice Bible as a gift.
The last to go in was the Rabbi. "how much do I have to pay?" asked the Rabbi. "You
have to pay me nothing. My services are free for any Rabbi."
So the Rabbi went home and sent another Rabbi for dental treatment!
Advance Notice
A bishop visited a church in his diocese.
Only three people turned up to hear him preach.
He asked the Parish Priest, "Did you give notice of my visit?".
"No" replied the Priest, "but word seems to have got round anyway".
Hot Air
A priest installed hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out.
Asked why, he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read,
"For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."
Poor Preacher
After the church service a little boy told the Priest, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the Priest replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
Three Priests and a Truck driver
Three priests were driving down the road when they missed a turn and went into the ditch.
As they pulled themselves together, a truck driver pulled up and asked if they were all right.
"Oh, yes, Jesus is with us," one replied.
The truck driver thought that over for a minute. "Well, you'd better let him get in with me, you're going to kill him!"
For Charity
There's a Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi. They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.
So the priest says, we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity.
The minister says "no, no", we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands outside, that's what we give to charity.
The rabbi says "no, no, no", we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps. |
Just For Laughs